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[araignee_du_soir]

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[lavore]

Hiiiii~ Do you have any more quests? Wink wink nudge nudge.

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[araignee_du_soir]

If you are so determined to earn reward, a puzzle for you:

How does one present beautiful flowers to one who may treasure nature so much that the act of presenting picked blossoms could be offensive? Find a solution here in Ainmhian and fitting reward awaits.

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[lavore]

WHY NOT PICKLES? AS A WOMAN, I, JESTER LAVORE WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE PICKLES.

[ a beat ]

Hmmmmm. But let me look into that though. Are you trying to be sappy and sentimentalll?

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[araignee_du_soir]

You are not the subject of this quest. And I am never sappy. Think more along the lines of being amorous.

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[lavore]

HMMMMM. OK. How about paper? Would she get mad if we used some parchment?

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[araignee_du_soir]

Are you presenting that as your solution so quickly? I expect you to be thorough in your quests.

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[lavore]

Shushhh.... I am a woman of many talents. 💙

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[araignee_du_soir]

Yes, you squeal quite well.

[lavore]

😭 No, you meanie!!
I meant, I could draw this person some flowers for youuuu. If you'd like.
I'm very good with my hands.

[araignee_du_soir]

That is not an adequate solution. Try again.

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[lavore]

[ an hour or two to reply. she's trying to prove a point. she's stubborn.

it takes a while, but its a beautifully rendered sketch in charcoal of widowmaker. just the right amount of lights and shadows to capture her cold features. ]

This one's on me. :D
HMM. Let me think of another gift. What else can I know about this person?

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[araignee_du_soir]

[That... was actually really good. Widowmaker bookmarks the page. Still, drawn flowers doesn't seem right.]

Think of someone completely opposite of myself.

Not you.

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[lavore]

What's wrong with me? I'M AWESOME.

Alsooooo. Maybe you should cook for them? That's always so romantic. LIKE IN CHAPTER 7 OF TUSK LOVE, OSCAR COOKS GUINEVERE A FEW NICE DISHES BY THE CAMPFIRE and then Guinever learns that Oscar has a heart.

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[araignee_du_soir]

I don't cook. I always had others do that for me. And again, Jester, focus on flowers. Cooking is not an equivalent and your Harlequin novels are not applicable.

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[lavore]

You could put some rose petals in a bathhhh. And get her a nice bubble bath!! Like the nobles do in Menagerie Coast.

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[araignee_du_soir]

[She would ask why Jester was assuming this was for a woman, but one doesn't give men flowers. In general.]

That would be a good idea if we were intimate. This is just for a date.

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[lavore]

[ she thinks this is stupid. everyone should get flowers. ]

Welllll. Will you tell me about it? It's what friends do right? :D

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[araignee_du_soir]

We are not friends and you are on a quest. If you still want that reward, that is.

[lavore]

Okkkkkkkk. But technically... we're a LITTLE bit of friends... right?

[araignee_du_soir]

No.

But I will grant you that we are a slight bit friendly. That is all.

[lavore]

That's okay! That's progress. Friendship is a seduction after all.

[ no one says that jester. ]

[araignee_du_soir]

No it's not. Focus back on your quest, cabri.